Pork bic

1. The state of mind one goes through right before they need a sandwich and a nap.

2. When someone goes on a really good run and they have been up for entirely way too many days.

Jane has been hanging out with 'Crystal' alot recently and they have become best friends. One of Jane's new favorite pastimes is to take a simple word and just run with it, creating new words and meanings for it that really only mean something to her. Jane is Pork Bic for sure.

by missbrattlee January 7, 2012

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Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012

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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013

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Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

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