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poo pipe princess

A promiscuous vixen that enjoys regularly partaking in the activity of sexual intercourse.
However, she will insist that you plough into her poo pipe in prefence.

A very dirty young girl.
Andy: Hey babe, can i give you a test drive? Always try before you buy.
P.P (poo pipe princess): Hellyeah, but remember: Up the back door, or not at all.
Andy: Sure, why not.
by j7x January 16, 2008
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poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"
Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!
by vonwienerhousen March 12, 2009
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Poo Battle

The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.

It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.
Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"

Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>
by Daisyville June 15, 2009
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Poo bar

A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.
-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."
by seniorsack August 24, 2009
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poo butt

All the other definitions here are wrong. This is the right one:

"Poo Butt" - originally came about as a description of heroin addicts because they would often defecate on themselves after shooting up.

From this, "poo butt" became an insult within the "ghetto" neighborhoods (because drug addicts are the lowest of the low) to discredit someone's value or worth (which is why one of the posters believed it to be gang slang for "wanna-be").

It then evolved as a basic insult for anyone with "loser" qualities and even began being used in various situations where it literally applied (gym room toilet paper gave me poo butt) etc.

This is the truth. Mark Zuckerberg can just go ahead and delete the other definitions lol
"Why does Mark just sit in the corner looking like a zombie?" "Because, he's a poo butt".

"You ain't no gangsta. You're just a poo butt".
"I never learned to wipe my a** properly, so I'll blame the quality of the toilet paper for me having "poo butt".
by IGuessIJustKnowitAll May 4, 2020
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poo belly

When you haven't pooed in a long time and your belly gets big...you have a poo belly.
Oh man! I havent shit in a few days, I have such a poo belly....ha ha
by Poo boy April 30, 2008
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poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit
by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006
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