1 definition by Elder Berganza

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit
by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006
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