Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009

Pocket Brick

A stealthy attack, often used as a distraction. For when pocket sand just doesn't do the trick!

"That bitch just kept coming, so I had to resort to the Pocket Brick"

by zoexakiza January 29, 2022

Masa Pockets

The flat, doughy sagging buttocks of Hispanic persons, usually caused by the over-indulgence in tamales.

"That guy's masa pockets hang so low, he kicks them when he walks."

by Doc_Camber January 9, 2023

pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 17, 2010

pocket video

when your cell takes a video from inside your pocket and you have no idea how it does it... it just does...

duuuude... not cool, my cell just took up all my video space by taking pocket videos... sooo lame...

by i iz de smurf May 20, 2008