1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.
2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.
She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
by pie master August 12, 2006
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by Lilc_NPZ July 26, 2019
Get the Plasty mug.A patty is another name for a girl.
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys
A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.
Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever
Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”
Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring”
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
Get the Patty mug.A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.
Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!
by John Strokesman June 17, 2010
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Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!
by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009
Get the poopdick patty-whack mug.When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.
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