Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

Bad Pill

A small round mass of solid medicine to be swallowed whole. Often present as a tablet, capsule, caplet, cap, gelcap, pellet, lozenge or bolus. A badpill causes more harm than benefit, in some cases life-long addiction and organ damage/failure. The term 'badpill,' originated from the subreddit 'badpill.'

Taking a high affinity benzodiazepine such as alprazolam daily for months is a bad pill according to the FDA.

by Badpill October 2, 2018

Pickle Jar

The hand motion a person gives to firm the dick prior to sex. The partner grasps the head of the penis and twists using fingers and the palm of the hand, in the motion of opening a pickle jar.

Person 1: “Jimmy how did you lose your virginity again?”
Jimmy: “I was not interested in her, but with the help of a little alcohol and the pickle jar move, my mind was changed.”

by southtwin November 26, 2017

Pitseleh

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?

Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.

by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

Piece of cake(Mak)

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017