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low percent

A speedrun in which the goal is to collect the least amount of "objects" in the game in the fastest time. An object could be an item, an achievement, etc. Low% speedruns are scored by least amount of objects before time.
"I took 5 hours longer, but collected 1 less item, so I have world record for low percent."
by hdgsjkxmzadklkx January 4, 2022
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Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.
Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now
by super_rad February 23, 2023
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Lord perceval

Used to describe Charles Marć Hérvé Perceval Leclerc by diehard formula one (or dare I say) Ferrari fans
Lord perceval is soo fine'

'Lord perceval can sit on my face and I would be honored'
by Ob8bbg August 24, 2023
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None-Hundred Percent

Over-explicitly stating that you had no reason to participate in something. Like you don't care one little bit.

Zero, zilch, nada. Null. The big fat Goose Egg. The empty set.
Adam: what percentage of brackets have kansas as the champion? 80?

Andy: None-Hundred Percent of mine ... since I care not for NCAA.
by awienick March 20, 2010
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The 50 Percent Rule

The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.

As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.

It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.

You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"

B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
by crevek1900x May 25, 2016
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pin the percy

pin the percy is a sex move of twisting the penis in your mouth
by thecreepyjanitor1012 January 9, 2017
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accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.
"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."
by seagullsoars February 6, 2018
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