Penally

The word spoken by the General himself. I way of life for the General in Dubai that involves devious game dropping of all calibres

Penally is good, it’s good I’m going to Thailand tomorrow and gone drops some serious game

by TheAdmiral April 17, 2023

Petal person

A person that you are becoming distant with, someone that you feel like you could love if you or them tried harder to do so. If you happen to be in a relationship with your Petal person, they don't tell you much and rarely respond to you.

Payton: I need to be more like a petal person towards my toxic friends so I can get more used to ignoring when I finally cut them off

by WailingWhisper May 27, 2023

Penaldinians

Penaldinians are the most non-intelligent C.Ronaldo fans that will attack anyone with they’re nonsense arguments, Copa America isn’t important, 5 UCL > World Cup & 4 UCL, Saudi League > French League, etc.

Bro these Penaldinians are going to attack you!

by Maradonathegoat1234 June 6, 2023

Pedal bike master

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.

Did y'all go watch the pedal bike master ride a wheelie for over a mile.

by Blessedmess July 2, 2023

Petal cup

A female version of T-Bagging. In some situations it is highly encouraged.

Man! I took a frump home from the bar, and before I knew what was going on I got Petal cupped!

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

penalury

A penalty incurred by especially naughty pricks, the penalury is appropriately humiliating. Offender is instructed to dump healthy sized excrement into a toilet, then pony up to the porcelain bowl on their knees, soup spoon in hand, and cheerfully savor all of it while their mommy or daddy watches. Afterward the bowl should be completely clean without flushing.

The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.

“Alec wanted to try penalury just like his friends did. He went to the toilet, dumped a poo, grabbed a spoon and gobbled it with excitement”

“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”

by artisplay August 13, 2023

Penaldildo

A penaldo dildo

Piers morgan: oh boy! My penaldildo just arrived!! *rides it until he shits*

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023