Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman December 31, 2015

deck

Something that can be "given" similarly to being pissed off.

"That gives me so much deck, it's not even funny."
"My mom crashed her car and was super deck"

by Brian Noballs October 3, 2006

Deck

To knock someone the f*ck out

David if you touch me again I'm going to deck you bro.

by Cameran442113 June 14, 2021

Deck

A group of asexuals

The deck decided to bake cakes at their next meeting. After word, they plan to have a nice discussion about dragons, space, cake, plants, and everything else ace related. All while eating all the cake they made.

by Just.Another.Ace April 28, 2019

Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019

deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.

What the deck?!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025