Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024

DDX Notes

DDX: Where 'D' stands for dazzling notes, 'D' for dynamic discussions, and 'X' for the extra boost to your study experience! DDX is not just a platform; it's your study sidekick on the journey to acing exams. Dive into DDX, where learning meets laughter and notes are as cool as the 'X' in our name!

Studying without DDX Notes is like navigating a ship without a compass.

by Faironic November 20, 2023

Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.

this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 11, 2021