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Hammer the Job

Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “
by Maccamore February 14, 2021
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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
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Body Job

It is a term in erotic (usually animated) that has someone of smaller stature pleasure a penis big as or bigger than his/her by holding onto them and rub against it.

The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.

A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.
"That fairy may have been tiny, but damn, she started rubbing against my cock and licking my head till I came...it was like a...a...a "body job".
by Gentleman ChapNuts April 17, 2013
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Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013
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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
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nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.
Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.
by nubfanactic March 1, 2010
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