Harry Hook

A really hot dude with eyeliner in Descendants 2+3

NB Person: Bro I stayed up all night reading a Harry Hook about a girl who is the daughter of Elsa and Jack Frost and Harry Hook is her should mate, its called Frozen by theclockworkghost on Wattpad
Genderfluid: Thanks I was looking for a new one

by Gayforfictionalfolk December 25, 2021

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

lunch hooks

Long azz fingernails!

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!

by A DeMartini May 11, 2021

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

red hook

small town that i miss a shitload in upstate new york

i want to go back to red hook

by totallylostasusual January 5, 2005