bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

lazy-i-tus

No attending work/school because of laziness.

Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!

by papa schmuk March 30, 2007

lazy lindsey

Is a woman who has never trimmed or shaved any of her pubic hair.

Person 1: Man did you see the bush on that girl at the pool ?
Person 2: Yeah she was a real lazy lindsey.

by Matt Ferguson July 31, 2006

Lazy bone

Limp dick

I wanna jack it but I got a lazy bone

by Your dad. August 16, 2019

Lazy Log

A semi erection of the penis, the beginning stages of an erection, when the penis is starting to become erect but is still pointing down and feels heavy.

I've had a Lazy Log all day, I need to get laid soon.

by Bird Brain October 21, 2012

Lazy Radio

Teh Online Radio for Mmmmm ? music ? =X

how about yew just go stfu

by Rory August 22, 2004

Lazy pimp slap

Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.

Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"

by Anonymous Bobbert January 19, 2011