Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020
Get the Shane Stonemug. Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.
Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021
Get the Shanemug. The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.
Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!
by MysticViolet December 5, 2023
Get the International Shane shaming daymug. 
Shanee is a sweet, miss understood boy with alot to give but quite often not someone to give it to. Although at times he can be impatient or blunt it's usually due to being overly protective out of love. Shanee is a person who most likely is either over the top hyper or depressed and there's really no in between (unless he's playing fortnite). If a Shanee cares about you he'll make sure you smile no matter what (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). No matter what mood he's in he'll always assure that he loves you. Shanee is amazing
Shanee a Mexican
by Angel cake December 19, 2021
Get the Shaneemug. Me: Shane you good
Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
by AverageNutter November 11, 2020
Get the Shanemug. Never boring, always down. This chica is the most fun-loving and down to earth person that you have the chance of meeting. May be a vegetarian, may be a degenerate. However she's 10000000% guaranteed to be a top quality person. Can probably put together a mean charcuterie board within minutes, and stays stacked on the good good cheese.
Damn, Shaneli! This goat cheese?
by Boobsy247 December 28, 2021
Get the Shanelimug.