mommy milkers

the big delicious part of the female

I love your mommy milkers

by Djkeagen January 17, 2022

Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

mommy

it's me. I'm ur mommy.

"im ur sexy mommy"

by BBUDONTKIT January 18, 2022

Mommy

Izzy

Izzy? Oh you mean mommy.

by Yourabutthead November 22, 2021

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

mommy

lana banana is mommy

max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.

by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021