Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018

the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022

Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile

dont be a greg moen

by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018

Gregged

The process of going way beyond your limits i.e. 2 standard drinks

"Did you see Fred last night?"
"Dude he was so gregged after those 2 IXPs"

by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023