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Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.
I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!
by backotruck January 6, 2012
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The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021
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Ol' man McGee

A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)

"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)

"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016
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The Ole 1, 2

-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.

2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.

2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008
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jan ole behrens

and you love to suck the l337 cock
you fag
by go eat a nigger cock May 24, 2003
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tig ol bitties

Deja from Uvproductions.com has some jiggly tig ol bitties.
by DL November 23, 2002
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