dead horse

Having sex with someone after they have passed out.

She was just laying there so I had no choice but to dead horse.

by fjaooz January 9, 2006

horse onion

an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.

mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?

by cheeto dust 01 April 17, 2018

cart horse

A big sturdy black fellow that looks like they can pull a cart with no problems.

That boy is built like a big cart horse.

by Derek Beardraven May 7, 2018

horse and buggy

in lancaster pa and some other places. and horse with a carrage like thing attached to the back full of amish people

oh shit i think i just hit a horse and buggy!

by glo April 13, 2005

horse nigger

A runaway slave on a horse.

Damn, I owned that horse Nigger, now he's gettin away!

by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017

Tipsy Horse

When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.

Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"

by ninjalooper February 3, 2012

Horse vagina

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004