Owtf

Owtf= Oh, what the fuck?

Usually used to show surprise.

Guy1: Oh, by the way. I slept with your wife.
Guy2: OWTF!?
Guy1: Yeah, we got pretty drunk, and when we woke up next to each other in the morning we were both like "OWTF!?"

by Heetleer September 5, 2008

hot owl

STOP FUCKING YELLING THIS SHIT MIRANDA AND DUNCAN

Miranda: HOT OWL
Duncan: HOT OWL
Literally everybody: what the fuck does hot owl mean?

by Moloanon February 21, 2018

people that put their own name on urban dictionary

1. people that make a joke about their own name because all the old definitions are about the opposite gender.
2. people that have no friends so they put their own name on urban dictionary with a definition that make them look like their the most perfect person on the world.

to all number 2 of people that put their own name on urban dictionary.
go fuck yourselves

by why are the all taken1589 April 25, 2019

Holding your own

See also: Hold my own. Most say it started out as meaning to stand your ground, to not let life, or anyone else for that matter, push you around. This is generally regarded to be the most likely, but more dull definition. But others have come to believe it means simply to cup your genitalia in your hand. This, frankly is wrong, but still mildly humourous.

"Holding your own is tough in court thesedays."

"He is managing to hold his own on the pitch."

"She is holding her own in this debate, don't you think?"

by Spawned218 October 17, 2008

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 23, 2011

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009

ownage pranked

Its when you give someone a prank call similar to the attempts by OwnagePranks, using different accents (preferably Vietnamese and Indian).

Vietnamese: Fuc all da japanese bebooo (people)
Indian: You do it gord gord?

Asian Restaurant : Fu King Chanese restaurant speaking.
Pranker: Fuc all da chineeese bebooo
Asian Restaurant: Fuck yo mowther
Pranker: dude you just got ownage pranked!

by Chocobrown June 10, 2009