by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

Insert your index finger into a woman vaginal cavity and your thumb into her anus. Rub your fingers together on her G spot as if you’re playing the worlds smallest violin. The woman will then moan hitting a G cord as if playing a “G-string” on a violin
by StinkyStanky October 20, 2023

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.
Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.
A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.
"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.
"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
by benju May 9, 2013

by creepyweirdo April 15, 2020

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.
My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.
by MachTool October 4, 2022
