guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021
Get the Ol' blue dippermug. I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!
by backotruck January 6, 2012
Get the Dirty 'ol twatmug. A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)
Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)
Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)
Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)
Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
Get the The ol' Minty Stewartmug. by The Real Torence April 21, 2018
Get the fatty ol rumpmug. -noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
by Boy-Perv April 20, 2008
Get the The Ole 1, 2mug. 
by DL November 23, 2002
Get the tig ol bittiesmug.