lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)

me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr

by ln4ngel October 8, 2024

Amelie Norris

Amelie is such a kind human she can keep the best friends and can sometimes be annoying but oh well

Maria-omg there hanging out AGAIN how do they have such a good friendship

Alpha wolf- she must be an Amelie Norris

by Mia Simpson December 13, 2019

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.

When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.

by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020

Cooper Norris

Cooper Norris is one of the most loving and most respectful person on the planet! If you ever come across one !PLEASE! look after him and care for him as he will do the same back:) Cooper is sporty, funny, entertaining, realistic, romantic, loves soccer, if girls love him he'll love back, good looking, good friend, respects his brothers and has fun small parties. please if you see one or know one pls keep him close as a friend or a crushxx

Who's that?... That's Cooper Norris, he's a hottie and loves everyone around him and he is respectful ASF!
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex

by Ya Boi Nate November 23, 2021

The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland

Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.

by Moxord January 10, 2014

Norris

He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey

Norris is an absolute pain to be around.

by Bottomless Fries 23 May 8, 2022