non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

non sexuitur

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017

non-denom

slang for a nondenominational church, or a Christian church that does not offically affiliated with any denominations and may or may not have its own theology.

Oh, you go to the non-denom on the other side of town? Cool! I've always wanted to visit there.

by thebiggestDUFFever November 7, 2017

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

Non-Hypebeast

A word created to describe things that are not hypebeast. Obviously.

'Yooo have you seen Magnus Ronning's latest non-hypebeast pickup video? That shit is icy!!!'

by Definitely Not Magnus Ronning January 29, 2018

Non't

Another word for yes

Non't you can.

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

non skid dildo

A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.

Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."

by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018