TheRealDerek's definitions

non sexuitur

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017