phone-phet

1. a fart machine.

if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!

by kalli ann February 5, 2010

Drop Phone

A "burner phone" combined with the hybrid concept of a "Bait Car" and "Trojan Horse". One might learn what it would be like "to be a fly on the wall" so to speak.

Having noticed it fall from my pocket the officer retrieved the drop phone as we walked away.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

double phone

taking a picture of nudes on a friends phone instead of screenshooting. therefore having it for later.

“i don’t wanna get double phones by sending it though”

by imfastasfuckboi May 1, 2019

Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.

by Who was phone February 26, 2022

Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011

creep phone

A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e

Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"

by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010

phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.

Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"

by Jypcie February 6, 2009