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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

clout stalin

Guy: “Aye look that’s Clout Stalin
Clout Stalin: “ Droppin soon”
by Clout Stalin May 2, 2018
mugGet the clout stalinmug.

clout stud

a stud with clout
by fudge_nuggets June 11, 2018
mugGet the clout studmug.

Clout

Mostly defined as a new term for social status also used when talking about social media status/attention its also based on who you know or hang around.
"She goes on red pill programs because there is no bad clout, just clout"
"He hangs around Joe Rogan to get clout off him Not because he is an actual comedian"
"That Instagram model and NBA player are not dating its all for clout; for him its the status of a women who won't cause trouble and for her the ability to say she fucked with him"
by J spence May 8, 2024
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout lick

When you follow someone on Instagram and they don't follow back
Ahhhh man I just got clout licked by this chick with a million followers, but hey.....shes pretty hot so she can steal more than my number for her clout score!
by The_word_wizzard January 21, 2019
mugGet the Clout lickmug.

clout battle

A fake fight to hype your online fame
"ugh, no they don't actually hate each other they're just having a clout battle "
by Bmgcjdxd September 2, 2020
mugGet the clout battlemug.

F Clout

Being yourself no matter what people say; Not changing yourself for accolades or recognition; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection.

Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
F Clout I don't need extras; Fuck clout and attention, let’s start a mission!
by Big Strick July 19, 2022
mugGet the F Cloutmug.

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