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duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?
by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013
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Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
by Sairoð March 10, 2020
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Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.
"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*
by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020
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sugar dealings

sugar dealings is sugar dealings
<@837805906451628032> sugar dealings!
by otwtt December 2, 2023
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the weekly deals

The Weekly DeaIs: is an online retail mall that puts consumers favorite retailers at their fingertips... It's a virtual mall, one can visit at home or on the go, and quickly become informed on all the current retail deals.
The Weekly Deals is home to the well informed and bargain hunters of the retail world.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 20, 2018
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
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Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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