nice guy

A man, usually single, whose strategy to attract women is pandering and false. He can be recognized when he fits a pattern of using friendship as a pretense to demonstrate his niceness and then resenting her for not becoming attracted to him after he does so.

I thought he was a nice guy before he started acting like of those inter-city window washers: doing 'nice' things I didn't ask for then feeling entitled to being paid. No way I'm fucking that creep.

by voxtonic September 9, 2010

that's nice

A polite way of saying, "Fuck you!"

Southern Belle #1: "Look at this ring my husband bought me!"
SB #2: "That's nice."

SB #3: "Look at this fur coat my husband just gave me!"
SB #2: "That's nice."

SB #1: "Why didn't your husband get you anything?"
SB #2: "Well ...he did send me to finishing school..."
SB #3: "Why'd he do that?"
SB #2: "...So I could learn to say THAT'S NICE instead of FUCK YOU!!!!" :)

by Silver415 November 5, 2012

Nick

Nick. He is sweet like a peach and easy to love. He’s nice and will make a conversation better by joining into it. You will definitely want to be his friend. If you find a nick don’t let him go.

Person 1: who’s that kid?
Person 2: oh that’s nick he’s pretty cool

by Rashel1308 September 12, 2019

nice face

The standard comeback to any sarcastic compliment. That is, "nice" should be changed to match the adjective they happened to use.

Ha, nice shirt.
Nice FACE.

I like your hair. *snicker.
I like your face. *snicker.

by Lauraaaaaaa September 9, 2005

Nick Rockefeller

Some asshole from the Rockefeller banking dynasty that explained to Aaron Russo how they were going to create 9/11 and draw out a "war on terror" because there was no real enemy and that the media could convince everyone it was real with an end game goal of rfid micro chipping the entire united states population.

John: Damn! Did you see the movie Zeitgiest where Nick Rockefeller was talking about micro chipping the United States population?

David: Ya! It totally tripped me out and gave me nightmares for a month but it was the coolest thing I've ever seen at the same time!

John: I was thinking the same thing! Lets smoke!

David: Hell ya!

by Mr. Bojaynglez May 1, 2011

Nicety

Nice and Nasty Person

Some People say I'm Nice

Some People Say I'm Nasty

Just Call me Nicety

by DJ G-SPOT April 21, 2015

sloppy nick

Description of someone who is out of shape.

"Mate have a go at the referee.. Man he's in sloppy nick!"

by T3000 July 11, 2009