National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

by Allevi April 16, 2018

National Kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush on the cheek or lips hopefully he will like you!!!! October 24th

Bestie:you know today's national kiss your crush day.

Girl:should I kiss him

Bestie:yes

Girl: Hey umm so you know how I like you?

Crush: mmhm

Girl:😙

Crush:💖😍 date me??

by darkroad💉 October 18, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

National Cat Girl Day

A national holiday that is celebrated on May 24. It is to celebrate Cat Girls.

"What day was National Cat Girl Day Again?"
"May 24th"

by Neon_Cancer May 5, 2020

National Rape Day

A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women

The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine

by anonymous April 25, 2021

dubai national school

the worst school someone could attend, teachers can’t teach, every student is a chammak and think it’s cool to juul. it’s the most racist and homophobic school you’ll ever see, if you’re gay this school will be the death of you. teachers are in their midlife crisis and honestly don’t know what they’re doing. every girl in this school is a fucking snake, i’ve been in this school for 10 years and i’ve only met one fucking girl that wasn’t a snake. there’s probably one attractive guy in the whole boys section, last but not least, every student is depressed and is really close to ending their own life, and if they’re somehow not depressed, they’re faking it.

every person who attends dubai national school: *commits genocide*

by youreanassbtw July 26, 2019

National Best Friend day

National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them

“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”

by Jeter Dorrity June 2, 2018