African Munchies

The extreme munchies that one will get after smoking a massive amount of weed through conventional method, ie (blunt, joint, bowl or bong) and then chase it with pot brownies in hopes of satisfying the first set of munchies. Not only will you be blown off your ass, your munchies will match or surpass that of children starving in Africa.

We smoked 3 bowls each and a blunt, then intentionally ate a whole batch of brownies that just looked so good and gooey, after that we had the African Munchies.

(Not intended to be cruel, END WORLD HUNGER!!)

by the white guy working at that store September 30, 2007

Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.

"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 27, 2009

Michigan Man

a cheater, one who does whatever he can take to win an athletic game, regardless of rules

ed martin is a prime example of a michigan man

by Uncle Sexy April 7, 2009

Michigan State University

Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.

Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.

by obi-wan shinobi April 6, 2015

Ypsilanti Michigan

A city with nothing but broke wanna be ass niggas who dicksuck and hate. And it’s FULL of under cover gay niggas

Hey ! Ever been to Ypsilanti Michigan ?
Yeah it’s lame as shit fuck that city

by Dagger May 21, 2018