muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.

Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.

by SpecialKray December 13, 2022

Muddy

When you are drunk or tipsy

“Yo bro I'm feeling muddy”

by Aye_key February 13, 2022

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025