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Mr Chow

“Mr. Chow” the true Ching Chang bing of white asians. Chow is very well known for his amazing skills and ideas such as the trade marked Chow Pants advertised by KUN FAOUU CHOOPing his crotch to show its true Asian powers. He credited with arm wrestling both Xi Jingping , and Bruce Lee at the same time emerging victoriously. He truly is the sexist Asian man alive and despite his race he has a very long noodle.
Person 1: Oh daaame who is that

Person 2: Oh that. That Mr Chow
Person 1: He got a really tight ass
by Chow Fan Page December 27, 2019
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Mr. Pataki

A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Logan: Hey, that kid was seriously spazzing out back there. Is he okay?
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
by long d style March 23, 2018
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mr cox

A teacher that likes to smile and help students get to work. A funny kind man ! Usually likes to work in a maths department as that is is favourite.

In his spare time likes to smoke 😂
“Mr cox he is an amazing teacher
by Mathswithsomeone January 13, 2018
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Mr. Tucker

Mr. tucker is number one on the council of bald.

The leader of the council of bald.
Mr. Tucker and the council will decide your fate.
by TheCouncilOfBald January 28, 2020
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Mr. Menck

Mr. Menck is a fat guy that nobody likes. His real name is Phil which suits him. He also has a nasty neck beard that nobody likes. He can be associated with Mc. Donald's and cheese burgers. He often flops around like a walrus babbling nonsense that nobody understands.
Ewww, look at that Mr. Menck hes so fat and ugly!
by The bully. February 5, 2020
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Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.
Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.
by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020
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Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.
Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.
by omg srsly November 12, 2020
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