News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
by #Lawyered November 13, 2015
A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
by Elder Blice May 16, 2020
when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.
NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020
by XxEmoxX July 06, 2017
A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022
Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally May 14, 2011