I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

You ain't got no pancake mix!

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

mix master christ

1 Godliest gamer in the land
2 the guy with the good grass
3 Darth Mual mixed with a hangover
4 kama sutra master

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

you ain't got no pancake mix!

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.

Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

by wehttam16 February 21, 2011

You ain't got no pancake mix!

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

by epic-win-fail June 28, 2010

You ain't got no pancake mix

A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.

Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!

by studmuffin4567 June 28, 2010

You aint got no pancake mix

How to respond to trollers, holy rollers, tea-partiers, Larouchies, Code Pink, Mormon missionaries, fail, etc.

Lady: But in the bible-
Dude: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX

by Lycheess June 27, 2010