Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micah

Thinks attack on titan is the best anime
Thinks eren beats goku
Always getting ratioed
Taking Ls everyday
Always missing

To ratio someone and being a Micah

by Drthomascool January 10, 2022

micah

Micah is a very sexy man with a bid dick. hes better then everyon else

bro look at the sext micah walking by.

by broimthebest January 19, 2022

Micah

Micah is an amazing person they love and care for you and Addi usually takes that for granted and will be sorry soon

Addi:why do you always get in fights with me

Micah: I’m sorry Addi
A few days later
Addi:I’m sorry Micah I miss you

Micah: ok wipe those tears come on

by Addison.w January 29, 2022

Mieah

mieah is one of the most amazing people in the world that loves art

omg you so mieah

by MIeeee ah February 2, 2022

Mijang

Singaporean slang for a girl who definitely does not have a puffy face.

" Wow you are such a Mijang! What a perfect jawline!"

by MJ Prince December 13, 2021

Micah

Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.

Get away from those kids stop acting like a micah.

by Thicc latina December 13, 2021