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The Chaos Method

Burning down your friend's house for saying something very retarded
I used The Chaos Method on my friend because he said he jerks off to his mother
by ChaoticGoober December 16, 2025
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Riesa Method

A method in a relationship, when the male plays a defencive role when meeting up with a female he is intrested in.
My homeboy was using the Riesa Method with cayla, and he ended up cracking!
by ASTROVIRTUE December 24, 2025
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The RPC Method

The RPC Method is a white collar crime, where an individual takes money raised in a fundraiser, and buys a bad quality thing with it to pocket rest of the money for themselves.
Because of The RPC Method we got fucking FAKE LOVE which is so ass for 7k just so the epstein collegue RPC can pocket 2k for himself.
by runaw December 26, 2025
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This is the 21st century, right? Alexa can deliver our instant gratification faster than our cerebral cortex might prefer, our watch can order cocktails, and a movie, and open the garage door, and yet, we're using antiquated vernacular to explain the simple fact that size, matters...

It's not the size of the wand, it's the wizard who wields it... Size doesn't really matter, does it, because if it does... It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the surf board, that matter, right?... it's how you use it, that matters...

These don't exactly roll off the tongue with that "Siri, You rock!!!" vibe that we all know and love, do they? So, with much anticipated fan-fare, this one is for the ladies, and gentlemen, looking for that rock star, classy, cool vibe that even Siri might high-five you for, when one finds themselves in that awkward pastime of navigating the size matters debate.

New and Improved for 2026, Siri and Alexa both agree, this rolls off the tongue with less twisting:

"It's not the mass, it's the method!" Now, you can say a lot, without saying much at all. ;-)
A man and woman are chatting and people watching when suddenly a well endowed man passes. A silence falls over the two, as their heads turn following the gate of the passer-by. The woman, seeing a wave of insecurity washing over her date, breaks the awkward silence with a reassuring affirmation:
"It's not the mass, it's the method!"
In a moment, what may have taken up the rest of the lunch hour, is now time well spent and all is right as rain with the world once more. Instead of a drawn-out diatribe of phonetic flavor crystals, the two are back enjoying each other's company free from vernacular shrapnel... sometimes, words just get in the way of *communication*.
by Ben Devenshire January 2, 2026
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The Birchall Method

Placing a pillow underneath a woman's lower back during missionary sex.
The Birchall Method- Conducted by a member of the Birchall family during missionary sex
by B Method January 8, 2026
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korent method

Gooning with one hand but using the other to play a game or to watch reels.
DAanggg bros really using the korent method rn... *They said they were going to watch some reels in bed but in reality they're using the korent method.*
by chickeneater233 January 9, 2026
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Instagram Method

A rhetorical tactic in which someone presents a small number of selectively chosen Instagram (or other social media) posts as “proof” that a person, unit, or organization routinely acts a certain way—despite the example representing an extremely rare, exceptional, or non-standard occurrence within a much larger population.
- bro check this shit, they really do use lapel mics irl
- nah bro get the fuck outta here with that instagram method, its literally just Deon Joseph who does that irl
by spec ialist January 10, 2026
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