Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 24, 2025

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 06, 2024

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 28, 2025

Archoleo-Botond-Method

The principle of approach every question with the counter question "Can we use nukes to solve it?"

"So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"

by Nihilux July 04, 2024