Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.

“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

Bowl Method

Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl

"Daniel I did the the bowl method last night"!

by Bigtoes234 November 30, 2024

The Sunday Method

doing a huge assignment or all your work on the last day before the due date.

Hey, are you done the assignment?

No, I'm going to do the Sunday method.

by bruddapilot April 14, 2025