meat lingzhi

A plastic vagina sometimes found buried 80m underground in China.

"Bro, what is a meat lingzhi?"
"Dude, search youtube for Chinese News Mistakes Sex Toy for Mysterious Mushroom."

by Trent Angelus July 1, 2012

Meat-Munching

This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.

JEF WAS MEAT-MUNCHING 🥩on Cameon because, Jef owes Cameon $1000

by A student of Nyan May 28, 2020

Quail Meat

Shares the same definition as camel toe but more specifically refers shaved genitalia.

When she bent over.. that quail meat was spilling out of that thong.

by Duece September 28, 2004

Yeet my meat

The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.

Why were you in the hospital bro?

Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her

by YKG J June 21, 2018

Meat and Greet

When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.

Friend: "So what ever happened with that girl that friended you on Facebook?"

Response: "In simplest terms, Meat and Greet. Meat with an A"

by TankDongNouce February 23, 2011

Human Meat

Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?

Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:

1- Your not okay.

2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.

3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.

4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.

5- Your just extremely bored

6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*

Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"

Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"

by GoYeetAFridge October 20, 2019

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006