Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 5, 2013

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

by Cock lover January 11, 2009

mansfield

Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....

Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield

by Jake160 May 14, 2008

Mansbian

A girl or guy who acts gay but really isn't.
Also search for metrosexual

Oh my god, that girl is such a mansbian. -Snicker.-

by Psh right March 4, 2006

manscara

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.

Phred wears a lot of manscara.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Mansgiving

A feast day after Thanksgiving when all the boys hang out deep fry a turkey, get wasted, and watch football and mma fights. A blow job girl is also prefered.

Mike- Turkey (check)
Rich- Weed (check)
Pete- Beer (check)
Zack- Blowjob girl (check)

Ian- Its Mansgiving Bitches

by C.T.C November 29, 2011