Meaning of life, the universe, and everything

42

Uncultured swine: what’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Cultured person: 42

by œl June 19, 2022

making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022

the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Shut your face; fuck off; Stop making that asshole face.

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

by SPortyPiyal April 12, 2017

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Meaning Meaning

HOLY FUCKING ASS CRACKERS, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEANING MEANS, HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOOK IT UP YOU DUMBASS? This is a seriously insane level of dumbassery that can only be found on the internet. I mean, shit how the hell did you set up your computer of phone to ask this question? how did you have the money to purchase all the shit necessary to look it up and still not know the meaning of meaning?

Time is irrelevant and Meaning Meaning has no Meaning.

by Mr. Pancy Fants September 4, 2016

making a pickle

The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.

Where is Mary? She's up in her room making pickles

by pbrown September 7, 2005