Macello

Quando ad una serata te e i tuoi fra volete fare sesso a vagonate e vi smezzate i preservativi.

Taylor: O raga macello stasera!
*brusio, urla di baldoria
Michael: Bro stasera mi sbatto pure i muri, quanti guanti extra hai bro?
Alex: Che taglia avevi bro?
Michael: Non ricordo bro.

by steDictionary February 4, 2022

Marcell

He loves hotpockets

Marcell, do yo like any food?
Man, I love hotpockets

by Zsombr February 6, 2022

Maxwell

Maxwell is the nicest and kindest human being you will ever meet. He can make a girl smile from across the room. His personality day in and day out lights up the room and has people's heads spinning. When a girl falls for him, it's impossible to stay away. He is the most charming and romantic man you can ask for. He is also the cutest and loves dogs.

Maxwell Is the hottest kid in school.

by alinasbestfriend December 14, 2021

Marcel

Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners

Marcel fucked a bish from round the block

by Lecramnannanerb December 23, 2021

Marcelo

The biggest bitch made boy you’ll ever fucking meet, toxic, manipulative, ugly… anything he’s doing is wrong

Marcelo’s a bitch.

by PiinkBubbles January 2, 2022

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

Micro

Crikey that's a Marcel

I prefer it bigger than a Marcel

by Sunflower187 January 7, 2022