martin allen

The astronomer was nearly a martin allen, there wasn't much he didn't know.
by Christine Lee February 04, 2005
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martin bryant

a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35

since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.
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by FSDGADSGVQDSGAS January 19, 2010
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Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.
Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?
by Thefinisher69 January 12, 2017
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rimmy martin

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.
by unclebarbosa January 19, 2012
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nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"
"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "
by Special_Kk August 01, 2009
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Jemima Martin

an AMAZING girl who has the most beautiful voice in the whole entire world! She also has the face to match as she is the definition of beauty! Every love song ever written is about her as she is the only thing that every man on earth thinks about. It is based on her that God designed the flower, the puppy and every cute thing. She often is seen either in the Bishops high school canteen or Mr bennets classroom during the day as its beauty would blind anyone who saw it. She is currently in a complicated relationship with Elis Shotton who she loves very very dearly.
oh my god you look so nice today!

thank you very much!

know who you remind me of?

who??

Jemima Martin!

oh my gosh thank you! thats the best compliment ever!!
by NotElisShotton December 22, 2011
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petit-martin

Mommy gave my baby brother a bath, and I saw his petit-martin
by Sparki October 07, 2003
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