A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.
by This one human who has nothing October 22, 2017
Get the Marriage mug.Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
by Hey, why not.. May 19, 2018
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The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
Get the Unsacred marriage mug.When an independent man marries a controlling woman and eventually she controls him like a puppeteer pulling the strings.
by 1NYP September 12, 2011
Get the Married Annette mug.describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008
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Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
by 445446 March 6, 2011
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"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin 100 December 9, 2012
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