penis magnet

someone who is a magnet for penis.

dude #1: your a fucking penis magnet
dude #2: ;D

by Endless Shadow December 19, 2003

Dick Magnet

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.

Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.

by xSallyx March 29, 2009

barside manner

manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.

That bartender hasn't acknowledged me since I've sat down. What bad barside manner!

by JenDanielle November 13, 2011

magneto

Noun: One who controls metals and/or likes to puncture his own skin. One who scares old ladies

Adjective: Unconventional, daring

"Don't you think you've had enough chrome, Magneto?"

"Why don't you take it easy on that Zinc, Magneto?"

"Magneto can you make me a bicycle out of this old pair of fishing rods?"

"Boy that sure is a magneto way of doing it!"

by Ned Casey September 13, 2008

manerus

A gay man's anus.

good god, a 6'2" 280lb man in a wifebeater lookin angry like a linebacker just makes my manerus SCREAM

by Homofabulous August 10, 2010

Magnetic Dicking

A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.

Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.

by Paul Cinnamon January 15, 2017

Mager

It's Indonesians slangs that mean "too lazy/ lazy"

X : Let's go to Mall tomorrow !
Y : I'm sorry, but I'm "mager".

by +62peps May 1, 2020