shit-talking mushroom 

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

shit-talking mushroom by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger 

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger by robert1120 December 17, 2008

wet mushroom 

When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.

After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.

wet mushroom by John from Cincinnati January 1, 2009

Green Mushroom 

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

Green Mushroom by jameswilson December 22, 2009

the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

the creamy mushroom by poopstinken April 14, 2010

Burnt Mushroom 

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)

After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"

Burnt Mushroom by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

exploding mushroom stamp 

While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.

Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother

exploding mushroom stamp by kuter punch February 27, 2009