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Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.
by Liz Gums January 27, 2009
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Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.
CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!
by CJ0 May 1, 2009
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muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.
Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.
by Jet April 9, 2005
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muff tickler

The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.
by Bob Denne January 28, 2004
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Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 19, 2010
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muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.
I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.
by kstan3 October 18, 2010
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