mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg July 29, 2012

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

mud sucked

Trapped with no where to go. You ever walk through deep mud? It's very easy for your foot to get vacuum-locked in the mud. People call this getting "mud sucked". The term is used as a metaphor some times.

In the Seal Team series season 5, episode 6, before entering a Conex box when an enemy attack was imminent, Jason said to Ray: "Hold security here, I don't want to get mud sucked"

by Bosundave121 December 4, 2021

josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.

Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.

by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020

Mud Butler

Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.

Doctors think they're a special breed, but it's the mud butlers who do the real work.

by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020

Mud Sipper

A Mud Sipper is a real ass G that can sip more lean than anyone.

You niggas aint a Real Mud Sipper I'm on my third cup

by TheMudSipper October 14, 2020