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5-minute Rule

The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.
Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."

Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."

Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."
by Hey, Debra! July 8, 2010
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Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009
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minute

a length of time...usually longer than a minute.

"a little while"
by Basic November 11, 2002
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3-minute passion

A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.
A: I would like to learn piano therefore I will need to buy one.
B: Oh, I suggest that you think carefully before you buy one as you are always a '3-minute passion' person.
by Chocolate_Sugar April 13, 2014
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Minutemen

A term that orignally refers to the brave people who fought the British durning the Battle of Lexington and Conocord.
They got the name from the fact that they were ready any minute to go out and fight for freedom.

Not to be confused with the anti-foreigner militas that are based in the southwest.
The British were unsucessfull in Capturing Sam Adams due to the Brave efforts of the Minutemen.
by ????^_^???? October 9, 2006
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Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"
by Asgoo August 23, 2017
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one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
by (\o/) March 15, 2004
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