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1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017
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8 Mile

Verb - To say someone's best future counter argument against you prior to them saying it to leave them with nothing to say. This term is used in business/sales/finance/negotiating.

In the last rap battle scene of the movie 8 Mile, B Rabbit (Eminem) states things like "yeah, my mom lives in a trailer park, and yeah I am white trash." His opponent was speechless because Eminem stole all of his counter arguments.
They wanted to have a big meeting to finalize all contractual negotiations. Right out of the gate I made our proposal and then 8 mile'd them on how I know we're a new firm with very little experience, have never worked in their sector before, etc... and while it would be natural to think they could get our price down... we already factored that into the original quote, so the price is the price.
by Foxy_Cleopatra May 14, 2017
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Golden Mile

A string of pubs and taverns that are visited one after another in the act of pub-hopping.
"Come on! I have work tomorrow!"

"Oh no! This isn't another night on the town. We're going the Golden Mile! Tam O' Shanty's, Poor Richard's, every last one of 'em!"
by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops November 25, 2013
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Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.
SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"
by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020
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A fuckin' mile

About 50 yards, not nearly as far as an actual mile
I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away

Oh man the liquor store is only like a fuckin' mile from my house.
by Doggie Fizzle June 1, 2006
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Mile Low Club

The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.

Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.

Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
by arrivez à l'helico February 11, 2010
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cum mile

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
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