Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it

That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew

by NonstopPanda July 08, 2017

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Matthew

That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron

Cameron: OMG MATTHEW FUCK ME
Matthew: Oh yeah baby

by Oofoafoaofa May 17, 2019

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Matthew Balli

pure awesomeness

awesome matthew balli

by monkeylosoya November 11, 2010

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matthew mcconaughey

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.

what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.

by musomman September 02, 2011

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Matthew Lush

a guy that lives in California that is basically an activist. he supports gay/bi/straight couples/marraiges. he is a vegan and supports PETA. he has myspace and youtube and stickam accounts.

Matthew Lush is greatness in this world.

by i'm so lucky lucky April 26, 2007

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