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Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew
by NonstopPanda July 8, 2017
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Matthew

That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron
Cameron: OMG MATTHEW FUCK ME
Matthew: Oh yeah baby
by Oofoafoaofa May 17, 2019
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matthew mcconaughey

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.
what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.
by musomman September 3, 2011
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Matthew Lush

a guy that lives in California that is basically an activist. he supports gay/bi/straight couples/marraiges. he is a vegan and supports PETA. he has myspace and youtube and stickam accounts.
Matthew Lush is greatness in this world.
by i'm so lucky lucky December 26, 2008
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Matthew Ko

KOOOOOOOOOO
Matthew Koooooooooooo
by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018
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Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock
Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood
by uptownfunkslut June 11, 2020
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