weapon of mass destruction

1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?

Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)

by the1337h4xz0r November 9, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.

The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

1962 Latin Mass

The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.

The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal

Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?

FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.

Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!

FSSP: Why are we heretics?

Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!

SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.

Sede👺:😱

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

Critical Mass

Another far left wing terminology to support diversity. Another name for a racial quota.

"Critical mass" means that it is important for a sufficient number of "minorities" to be enrolled on campus so that they not feel "isolated." When the number of blacks dropped at UC Berkeley following the passage of 209, the opponents of 209 argued that the drop in black enrollment created a "hostile environment" for those enrolled. "Critical mass" theory also means that the remainder of the student body needs to see enough black faces so that they can benefit from "diversity."

Don't listen to that hippie fart sniffer, critical mass is just another term for a racial quota.

by Ballsackinthatface April 3, 2013

school mass rape

Where a bunch of guys go into a school and rape all the women at gun point.

Did you hear about that school mass rape?

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010